Q: What do you call a group of white hooded figures
that toast bagels on people's front lawns?
A: The Ku Klux Kleins.
Q: What do you call Africans who read Lord of the Rings?
A: Tolkien blacks.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your
front doorstep?
A: Matt.
Q: What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell.
A man walks into a book shop and asks the clerk if he buy a book by Shakespear.
"Which one?", the clerk asks.
"Errr, William", replies the customer.
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